Via despolitz, I’ve just witnessed my first clips of the upcoming second series of Torchwood, and the phrase “Total Bollocks Overdrive” has never been quite so fitting.

Look upon RTD’s works, ye mighty, and despair…

Oh, and if that wasn’t enough – Boykissing Alert!

(And no- I don’t know why they’ve got Spike from Angel (aka James Marsters) dressed as a Wild West version of Adam Ant…)