Yes, I’m still here – I still exist, and fairly soon I will be doing some updates that aren’t simply an excuse for me to go on about TV shows. For now, at least, here’s some important news for your edification on the current advances in Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs, plus the recent report on Prague’s Franz Kafka International Airport being voted ‘World’s Most Alienating Airport’. Enjoy…

Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport