Just found this on Making Light – a quite terrifying cover version of 50’s surfer anthem ‘Apache’ apparently from Danish pop king Tommy Seebach. It starts wrong, and then proceeds into a whole new universe of wrongness.

My eyes! It burnssss!!!!!

And I leave you with a Making Light quote:

If the War on Drugs people had a lick of sense, they’d buy up the rights and reissue it with THIS IS WHAT A PERMISSIVE DRUG CULTURE WILL DO TO YOU neatly lettered at the top of the screen.